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Winter Is Comming

9/6/2007 1:31:35 AM

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Winter Is Comming

One winter morning in Michigan a couple was listening to the radio
while eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are
going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
get through." Norman's wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so
the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife went out and moved
her car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park .." Then the electric power went off.

Norman's wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face
she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the
street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, Norman said.

Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time.

Play it hard!!! Play it fast!! Play it smart!!